1) The Verizon Store
2) The Liquor Store
3) Walmart (because you can get items from either of the two stores ranked above at Walmart if they happen to be closed)
There's a little bit of Katie trivia to add to things you really don't need to know.
Anyway, our plan for Saturday morning was to go to Walmart and get Christmas stockings to decorate, and it was going to be a pretty fast trip. Like, we knew exactly where the stockings were and that was about all we needed. So we woke up around 10 and waited until Marissa got home to go. I was pretty dang excited because, you know, third favorite store and stuff like that. When we got there we basically went straight to the stockings and got what we needed and then looked around at the Christmas stuff. After that we went to the Women's clothing, and the candles where this little gem happened:
Who knew that Bailee has an insanely keen sense of smell. Like, that girl should be featured on one of those Fabreeze commercials where they kidnap you and take you into a dirty room sprayed with Fabreeze and be all creepy like "guess where you are right now," and then Bailee would be all like, "duh, in a dirty room that you sprayed with Fabreeze!" Anywho, so after the twenty minutes we spent in the candle isle, we went and looked at the paint, the camping gear, the cooking stuff, backing to the clothes, and then to the stickers. Well by the time we got to the stickers, I was freaking hangry. And the only time I really have a serious personality change is when I'm hangry or when I"m tired. When I'm hangry my temper and impatience really oozes out. Well, Marissa and Kelsey thought it would be super cute to stop and look at just about everything Walmart had to offer. Every. Freaking. Two. Feet. And by that time I was like, the hangriest I've ever been in my life. I mean, I had only eaten about two hours before that, and my stomach was all like "dude, what the heck, I though we were bro's!" And I was all like, "sorry man, it's my stupid roommates, they're basically like my five-year-old cousin who tries to put everything she sees into the cart. After the stickers, we went over to the crackers and debated for about five minutes about the crackers, and then to the summer sausage, and then finally, we were descending upon the self-checkout. As I approached the glorious finish line, I looked back and say Kelsey and Marissa looking at the little tiny garlic things. That's really when I lost it. I just didn't care anymore if I left them at the store and they were forced to live at Walmart for the rest of their lives. The final straw was when Bailee tried to scan the cheese, but it wouldn't work and she had to manually put in the code, but while Bailee is strong in the guessing what candles, she lacks in hand-eye coordination, so it took her a couple of tries. Finally when we got out to the car, Kelsey was all like "ummm, I have something to confess." I was hoping it would be something really dramatic such as "I joined the military and I'm shipping out tomorrow," or "I'm pregnant with White Tyrell's baby." Instead it was "remember how we spent and hour and a half in Walmart? Well that was really on purpose and Marissa and I were just trying to make you mad." And then Kelsey laughed harder that she's ever has before. And I didn't laugh. Because I was the hangriest I had ever been. It took all in my power to stop myself from going "whoopsie" and smashing Kelsey's side into a tree. Then we went home and I ate some food, and it slowly got funnier. Except the jokes on them , because a little bit of payback is in order now.