The Park Place Room Assignment fairies assigned rooms according to the first names of your dads. For reals guys. It went down like this. Bailee, Katie, and Marissa were basically chillin' in the living room like usual. Okay, but flashback to the day before when Bailee and Katie discovered that they were both fathered by men named Russell. Like, that should already say enough to how cool the name Russell is. Now flashfoward to today. Bailee mentioned something about her dad Russ, and then Marissa was like "no way, my dad's name is Russ!" and then Katie was like "no way my dad's name is Russ!" And then they all bonded, and created the Russell club. Seriously, it's like the Illuminati sneaked in at night and sprinkled their magic dust on us or something. When Kelsey found out about the Russell Club she was super jealous, and tried to trick everyone into thinking that she too belonged in the Russell club. But the Russell Club knows a true member when they see one, and Kelsey quickly admitted that her dad's name is Mike. Go start your own club Kelsey, you can't sit with us.
